Dumb Quote of the Week!
Here’s Joe Biden talking about what he did with a dead dog when he was on the city council in the beginning of his career.
President Biden jokes about removing a dead dog from a woman’s lawn when he was a county council member. Solid punchline. pic.twitter.com/e3IuWZnfPU
— The Recount (@therecount) February 15, 2022
Yeah, I don’t know why he said any of this or what was the genesis of this story. He does seem to think it’s funny so we’ll just give it to him.
https://www.dailywire.com/news/joe-biden-tells-strange-story-about-leaving-a-dead-dog-on-womans-porch
This Probably Was A Close Second
Hudson Mayor Craig Shubert resigned Monday, less than a week after drawing international attention and ridicule to the upscale Summit County community. That sounds terrible. What did this poor bastard say?
Yeah. He didn’t think they should have ice fishing shanties on the lake because there could be an increase in prostitution. I’ve been ice fishing before and all got to do was drink. Maybe if I knew it could be more exciting I would have done it again.
Shubert, realizing the idiocy of his statement during the meeting, released another statement:
“My comment about ice fishing, the permitting of shanties on lakes, and prostitution stems from my experience as a former television news reporter covering law enforcement agencies, which have made arrests for acts of prostitution in ice fishing shanties. When discussing proposed legislation, it is wise to discuss the potential for unintended consequences. My statement was to enlighten council that the future permitting of ice shanties may lead to other issues.”
What he should said is if the council did not listen, it would lead to herpes. You know what would have been better? If he just said it was a stupid thing to say. Or, at least give us a little more racy information on what he does in ice shanties.
In his resignation letter he was kind of all over the place:
“My comments at Tuesday’s workshop were made out of concern for our community; what could become of unintended consequences of new legislation, based on my prior television news reporting experience. My attempt to inject a bit of dry humor to make a point about this, in the midst of a cold, snowy February, was grossly misunderstood.
“Some in our community saw this as an opportunity to engage in the politics of personal destruction by means of character assassination, blaming me for the negative international press they helped to promote.
“Since the passing of my wife, First Lady Sherri Moyer, I have given considerable thought to the next stage of my life. Retirement is on the near horizon. With the recent changes on city council, where six of seven seats have turned over, City Hall is entering a new era. My role as a change agent is complete.”
Yeah, he’s kind of all over the place. It was a joke but he did see it when a reporter. He’s quitting because his dies and because his job is done. Listen, I’m sorry the guy’s wife died but, hearing what he’s been talking about, I bet he wasn’t much of a mayor.
https://www.cleveland.com/hudson/2022/02/hudson-mayor-craig-shubert-resigns-in-wake-of-linking-ice-fishing-shanties-to-prostitution.html
https://www.dailywire.com/news/ohio-mayor-calls-it-quits-over-grossly-misunderstood-joke-tying-ice-fishing-to-prostitution
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OK, That’s a Weird Story
According to Fox News:
Migrants on Mexico’s southern border sewed their mouths shut on Tuesday in a gruesome bid to convince the Mexican government to let them in, so they can then travel north and try to get into the United States.
Reuters reports that about a dozen migrants, mainly from Central and South America, sewed their lips with needle and plastic thread, leaving a small space to drink liquids. They also used alcohol to wipe away the blood from the stitches.
The protest took place in Tapachula, a border city with Guatemala, where thousands of migrants are waiting for permission to enter the country and cross over to the United States, the outlet reported.
“We hope that the National Migration Institute can see that they are bleeding, that they are human beings,” Irineo Mujica, an activist at the demonstration, told Reuters.
I do want to point out these people are also on a hunger strike.
Now, there are two ways I look at this. The funny way and the right way. Let’s do the funny way first.
I think Joe Biden should send a plane to southern Mexico and pick those twelve or so people up and bring them to the United States and make them citizens immediately. Why? Because if these sick bastards are willing to sew closed their orifices to get to the United States. I bet if they had to make a deal not to go on public assistance or take public healthcare to become citizens, they would. I can’t get Josie to take a test where they will ask her 5 questions to get her citizenship much less sew her mouth shut.
Wait…sorry. Was daydreaming.
In all seriousness, do we really want these people in our country? These people are sick. This is not a normal thing to do. They think they are justified is crossing two countries illegally. This “act of protest” is sick. What will they do when they get to this country…illegally? This is why we should be able to do background checks on these people before they come into our country.
And what kind of crap is Joe Biden letting in this country? I guarantee you he is never going to have to deal with any of these people at one of his five mansions. No, we will have to deal with them.
By the way, I think they will need the free healthcare in this country to deal with the infections they are going to have when they get to this country.
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/migrants-mexicos-southern-border-sew-mouths-shut-demand-passage-us
These Guys Need Jobs
What is a Super Bowl without someone bitching about the commercials. Now, unfortunately for terminable miserable, all of the commercials were woke. Heck, there was one commercial for an Apple phone that stated that cameras are racist because the pictures of black people comes out too dark. Of course, I’m so white as to glow. I always come out too white-washed.
But that’s how the commercials really went. I noticed the era of the funny Super Bowl commercials are over. Even Budweiser is not putting up commercials anymore except a couple of throwback commercials in black and white about the horse.
There was one commercial that set some folks off. It was one with no words but CGI animals getting the hold of Doritos Flamin’ Hot potato chips.
Here it is and it is a video commercial, no words so I’ll describe it on the podcast.
Most people liked the ad. But some were critical of the ad, arguing that despite the warning, it could inspire people to unintentionally give animals something that could cause them harm.
New York Times reporter Stuart Elliott tweeted:
“Don’t feed Doritos to animals, says spot that shows animals eating Doritos. Ugh.”
Arizona-based sports reporter Kellan Olson tweeted:
“Please do not feed animals Doritos or put VR headsets on them.”
Phillip Michaels tweeted:
“Doritos: Our snack food gives animals psychotic fits. But… uh.. it’s probably OK for humans to eat.”
Alana Campos added:
“What a terrible @Doritos commercial. Like giving highly processed foods to animals was cool. ? DON’T FEED THE ANIMALS.”
And the creme de la creme of the tweets goes to YouTube star, Brett Kollmann. He begged:
“@POTUS please sanction the hell out of flamin hot Doritos for what they all just put us through.”
Three things here:
- How stupid are these people?
- How stupid do these people think we are?
- And can anything funny be allowed?
https://www.dailywire.com/news/please-sanction-the-hell-out-of-flamin-hot-doritos-critics-blast-doritos-over-super-bowl-commercial
How About Just Dad?
Van Jones of CNN is a father again. Or, whatever he’s calling it. That’s why it’s in the dumbest things of the week.
He decided to talk about it with People magazine:
“After the COVID lockdown, I got clear that I wanted another kid. I discovered that my friend Noemi also wanted a baby. So we decided to join forces and become conscious co-parents. It’s a concept that I hope more people will explore and consider.”
“This month we welcomed to Earth a baby girl, whom we will raise as co-parenting partners. This is a special time for our families. I feel grateful, joyful and blessed. As we create a safe and loving environment for this blessed young soul, I respectfully ask for privacy. Thank you for all the love and support.”
This is an example of one of the tenants of communism, the destruction of the nuclear family and this is how Van Jones is adding to this. Mind you, Van Jones is trying to teach you how good not being a father is to his child. He also doesn’t have to put that stigma of being a male parent by using the terms “father” or “mother”. It also gives him a way to not take full responsibility for his child since parenting is a 50-50 prospect.
This is how the Left and communism destroys all that is good. I prescribe parenting and family is the most fulfilling experience in one’s life. I even tried to stay married to keep my family together even though I was married to an evil harlot. Being a parent, no being a father, takes 100%. And giving my 100% is only half of what a child needs. The mother needs to give 100% just to fulfill what is missing from my efforts. And those little accomplishments, like graduating from high school, fulfills the parents. Why do you think parents feel empty when their children leave the home to live their lives.
Great movie starring Steve Martin that shows this is Father of the Bride. To this day, I still cry when I see this movie.
So, good luck to Van Jones and the half of the child he’s responsible for.
https://www.dailywire.com/news/cnn-host-van-jones-becomes-conscious-co-parent-with-friend-noemi-announcing-birth-of-baby-girl
Finally, Something Fun At Disney World
Finally, something that might make me want to go to Disneyland.
According to the New York Post:
A “Jerry Springer”-style brawl broke out at Disney World between a pair of drunken, naked sisters, culminating in the duo tussling in the bushes after one slipped on the other’s vomit, according to court papers.
The ill-fated evening started out with the sisters, who were tourists from New Jersey, grabbing dinner at Disney Springs at a steakhouse and then hitting an Irish pub for drinks, according to details recently revealed in Florida circuit court papers.
Here’s what happened:
- They went to dinner and got drunk.
- They tried to get an Uber but their cell phones dies.
- A security guard called an Uber.
- They were so drunk, the Uber driver refused to take them.
- The guard called a taxi.
- While waiting for the taxi, the pair began arguing.
- The older sister called the younger sister a “bad mom” and slapped her, according to court papers. In return, the younger sister allegedly threatened to punch her.
- Police from the Orlando County Sheriff’s Office arrived around 12:40 a.m. to find the younger sister screaming and crying near Cirque du Soleil, steps from the Watermelon and Mango parking lots. She was stripped down to only her underwear and sandals, court papers said.
- The two were reunited by security and started fighting again. When they were broken up again, one slipped on vomit and landed in the bushes.
- They were both arrested.
Disney said they didn’t have a video of the incident. I call BS on that one. Disney is like a Chinese concentration camp and has cameras everywhere. My bet is this video is going to be better than any of their last ten movies and they are trying to figure out a way to edit it.
https://nypost.com/2022/02/15/drunken-naked-brawl-breaks-out-at-disney-world/
Eww
This story is just too weird and sick to come narrate myself. This is from the U.S. Sun:
Cynthia Perkins, 36, faces 41 years in prison after taking a plea deal on Monday in exchange for testifying against her now ex-husband, Dennis.
He was working as a Livingston Parish sheriff’s deputy at the time of his arrest.
The Louisiana woman initially protested her innocence to 72 charges for various sex crimes.
Yet this week pleaded guilty to producing child pornography, second-degree rape, and mingling harmful substances.
The charge about harmful substances allegedly refers to an incident in which she used Dennis’ sperm to “season” pastries for Westside Junior High Schools kids.
“These three we thought was representative of what she had done and by agreeing to the facts as we put them out on the record she prepared herself to testify against Dennis Perkins,” Assistant Louisiana Attorney General Barry Milligan said on Monday.
Cynthia and Dennis were arrested in October 2019 and faced 150 felony charges including rape, child pornography, sexual battery of a child, and video voyeurism.
Just to give you an idea of how hick this paper is, they spelled Louisiana wrong.
But back to the issue at hand, who thinks it’s a turn on to jizz in in cupcake batter and feed it to kids you don’t know? What’s wrong with these people?
What’s more weird is this could be seen as no big deal in the future. And what the f- is wrong with teachers today?
This gal is looking at 41 years in prison and that’s with the deal! I wish they could throw her in a men’s prison.
https://www.the-sun.com/news/4691647/cynthia-perkins-sentenced-husband-dennis-sperm-cupcakes/
She Could Have Used PTO
According to the New York Post:
A former Georgia official faked being pregnant so she could take paid maternity leave — but her scheme came apart when a co-worker noticed her baby bump was bogus, officials said.
Robin Folsom, 43, also allegedly made up a fake baby daddy to send an email to her bosses that said she was under doctor’s orders for several weeks of bed rest after giving birth in May 2021, the Georgia Office of the Inspector General announced this week.
The birth-that-wasn’t came two months after a co-worker at the state’s Vocational Rehabilitation Agency allegedly saw part of Folsom’s fake pregnancy stomach “come away” from her body, according to a news release from the IG’s office.
Folsom, director of external affairs for the agency, sent her co-workers photos of her supposed newborn, but they “depicted children with varying skin tones,” the release stated.
Let’s get this straight:
- This gal made up that she was pregnant because he wanted to take parental leave.
- She faked a baby bump.
- She faked a father (who turned out to be a fictional African).
- She faked a second pregnancy.
- She faked a birth.
- People got suspicious when her baby bump would disappear or move and the pictures of her kids weren’t the right skin tone.
Needless to say, she lost her job and she’s looking at a bunch of years in prison for lying and fraud. The question is begged, what made her think she was going to get away with this? And what exactly took the government so long to figure this out? She faked two pregnancies.
https://nypost.com/2022/02/16/ex-georgia-official-robin-folsom-wore-fake-pregnancy-stomach-in-paid-leave-scheme/