Episode 1187 – Our Military Rocks!

The American military continues to prove that we have the best military in human history.

The Artemis II is preparing to make its historic flyby of the moon.

And SNL makes another joke that should be condemned by everyone, but, instead, got nothing but applause.

News

  • After 12,000 sorties over Iran, a couple of planes were shot down over Iran.
    • An F-15 Eagles was struck by a missile on Friday. Two pilots ejected over Iran.
    • An A10 Warthog was also shot, but was able to fly to safety.
    • The F-15 pilots enabled a beacon when they ejected. The pilots were separated. One of the pilots was found right away at the foot of the mountain where the second pilot was found.
    • The second pilot climbed 7000 feet of that mountain, and hid in a crevice.
    • Iran put out a bounty on the pilots, knowing that they would be key to negotiations.
    • The Department of War created a perimeter of several kilometers around where the suspected the pilots to be. The killed any Iranians who broke that perimeter.
    • The CIA and Israel released disinformation to confuse the Iranians.
    • The weapons pilot’s location was confirmed by a voice communication of him saying “God is good.” The pilot was very religious.
    • The pilot was rescued and brought to a secret airstrip being used by the U.S. military. This base had a pair of C-130s.
    • The pilot was loaded onto another transport vehicle and brought out of the country.
    • The weapons officer was a highly decorated colonel with survival training. He suffered from a serious concussion.
    • This was a seriously awesome rescue mission and shows how weak the Iranians are.
  • Trump has had enough with the Iranian leaders and we should expect major operations this week. We have started going after infrastructure.
    • The United States blew up a B-1 bridge. This bridge was being used to transport military personnel and weapons.
    • Trump issued this threat on Sunday: Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the F*ckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell – JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP.
    • By the way, non of this are war crimes. Nope, it’s not.
  • The Artemis II is preparing for their lunar flyby today!
    • This will be closest to the moon we’ve been since Apollo 17.
    • They will be about 4000 miles from the lunar surface.
    • When on the other side of the moon, Artemis II will lose radio contact for about 40 minutes.
    • There was a burning smell coming from the toilet area. This was a common problem and they were trying to figure out how to fix it.
    • They do have other ways to do their business.
  • Pam Bondi was fired. Finally!

https://www.dailywire.com/news/heres-everything-we-know-about-the-daring-mission-to-save-an-american-warfighter-in-iran?topStoryPosition=undefined&author=Kassy+Akiva&category=News&elementPosition=2&row=1&rowHeadline=Top+Stories&rowType=Top+Stories&title=%E2%80%98WE+GOT+HIM%E2%80%99%3A+Inside+One+Of+The+Most+Complex+Missions+In+U.S.+Special+Ops+History
https://www.dailywire.com/news/trump-issues-the-most-blistering-ultimatum-to-iran-in-history?author=Hank+Berrien&category=undefined&elementPosition=7&row=3&rowHeadline=Latest+News&rowType=Vertical+Carousel&title=Trump+Issues+The+Most+Blistering+Ultimatum+To+Iran+In+History
https://www.nasa.gov/blogs/artemis

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